I was surfing the web for a bit and I found some really stupid warning labels and directions, I will type the pruduct and the warning or instructions and then i will voice my opinion about it, enjoy.

--On a tv remote "not dishwasher safe" how fuckingstupid do you got to be to put your tv remote in your dishwasher.
--On the wrapper of a fruit roll-up snack "remove plastic before eating" no fucking shit sherlock, i would've never figured that out without directions.
--A warning on a cheap rubber ball "choking hazard: this toy is a small ball" ...
--On an american airlines packet of nuts "intructions - open packet, eat nuts" what the fuck els am i going to do? Just sit there playing with my nuts in a bag?
--On a string of chinese made christmas light "for indoor or otdoor use only" is there some other area between indoor and outdoors that I dont know about? I can undrstand if the string is going from the outside to the inside but why the fuckwould that matter?
--On marks & spencer bread pudding "product will be hot aftr heating" really? I thought it be cold.
--In the manual of a chainsaw "Do not attempt to stop the bladewith your hand" do I really need to say anything about this one?
--A digital thermometer that can be used to take a person's temperature several different ways warns: "once use rectally, the thermometer shouldnot be used orally" that is pretty disgusting if you even think about putting it in your mouth or anyone else's mouth after shoving it up your ass or it somehow ends up in somebody else's ass.